Sunday, January 16, 2011

The Problem With Doritos

Doritos, a choice snack. Good with or without dip, so what's the problem?


You're talking with a friend who is eating Doritos, a fact you have tried to distract yourself from for the length of the conversation, when all of a sudden, most likely out of guilt, your friend offers you one. You accept.

This is a big mistake.

You take ONE Dorito, like you said, and savour it for as long as you possibly can without looking like a tool.

Your friend is clearly starting to get annoyed, and you know that it's well past the appropriate time to give them back. This is also enough time for that one Dorito to fuel an intense need for more. Your sense tells you that you've had enough, but your body tells you otherwise.
Then, breaking point.
You are a Dorito-eating MSG-fueled monster, and you will devour every Dorito you find.

Oh Monosodium Glutamate, you make people do the darnedest things...

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