Monday, January 17, 2011

We're All Being Fed Disinformation...

A nutritious breakfast food for all the family!

WARNING: Excessive consumption may lead to side effects such as lazy eye, spontaneous death or dismemberment, loss of speech, being attacked by machete-wielding badgers, loss of shoes, uncontrollable urge to bark, uncontrollable urge to eat bark, caroling in June, daily doomsday predictions, death by horse stampede and/or throwing peanuts at hobos.

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