Thursday, May 5, 2011

Some Career Guidance

I now present to you, CAREER GUIDANCE! As taught by my teacher.

STEM SUBJECTS. ESS. TEA. EE. EM.

GO WHERE THE JOBS ARE.
If they're there now they'll absolutely be there when you leave college!

FOLLOW YOUR PASSION.
But remember, it's not a hobby. You can't possibly make money from something you enjoy too much!

Know what you want to do?
NO YOU DON'T!
YOU WANT TO BE AN ENGINEER.
"But I like writing-"
ENGINEER.
NOW GET ENGINEING.

NFQNFQNFQNFQNFQNFQNFQNFQNFQ

"Your project is due next week."
"....what project?"
"The project I told you to do last year that I haven't mentioned since to give you the impression that you didn't have to do it anymore!"

"Miss, I want to be an actress."
"Go for it! Spend lots of time on it! You go be a good engineer."
"...actress."

Now, I want you all to pick ONE CAREER. You're in fifth year, so you only have a whole year to change your mind, but you're not likely to! Write up a big project that will take up time you could be using to study important subjects or do other homework, and take this very seriously! Don't do something you don't want to do!


"...what?"